Many of these quizzes are from long-defunct websites and I remember taking the same quizzes as a kid.
These quizzes were incredibly popular in the late 90s and early 2000s, and people would have pages like this attached to their 'about' pages or plastered on their Livejournal profiles.
Disclaimer: Many of these quizzes are from archived websites that may have been incompletely archived and therefore
the script for the quizzes may not function correctly (for example, not all results may be available).
These quizzes do not necessarily reflect my own beliefs about myself.
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What Sailor Scout Are You?
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You are freya You are a mature and quiet person. To you, the person you like is one of the most important things in your life. You are very determined, and independent. |
What is says about you: You are a contemplative person. You appreciate beauty and craftsmanship. You are patient and will keep trying to understand something until you've mastered it. Friends count on you for being honest and insightful.
Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.
Found in many lakes and ponds, ducks are a common site the world over. Known for their famous quack, ducks tend to congregate in flocks or go off on their own in pairs. As a duck, you may seem friendly at times but will not hesitate to bite if someone is bothering you. Your ability to swim and your your short temper are some reasons why you are a duck.You were almost a: Bear Cub or a Pony
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a TurtleCute Animals Quiz
Ahhh... a true California Aficionado! That's just like a California Avocado but not as green. Come on over and we'll make some guacamole and chips and watch a CHP chase on the news.
How California are You?
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"Would you make it in the British Army?"
You have a perfect personality for the Army.
You have done amazingly well. Your answers indicate that you've got an excellent personality for a career in the Army. You've displayed patience, understanding and an ability to lead with plenty of charisma. Ever thought of checking out Sandhurst? The Army are always on the look out for suitable candidates for officer training. Scored 20? Frankly, you may one day bring the role of Field Marshal out of requirement - Sir!
Your temperment is melancholic.
The melancholic temperament is fundamentally introverted and thoughtful. Melancholic people often were perceived as very (or overly) pondering and considerate, getting rather worried when they could not be on time for events. Melancholics can be highly creative in activities such as poetry and art - and can become preoccupied with the tragedy and cruelty in the world. Often they are perfectionists. They are self-reliant and independent; one negative part of being a melancholic is that they can get so involved in what they are doing they forget to think of others.
Which Tarot Arcana are You?
High Priestess
Hidden influences at work, unrevealed future. Creative forces of the subconscious, the female side of the brain at work for the artist, poet and mystic.
Which tarot card are you?
You are quick to take action and sometimes quick to judge. Your firey spirit is seen by most as positive energy and a true joy of life. If only your temper was seen the same way, but don't let it keep you from what you truly enjoy, being alive!
You are Thoth, the most intellectual of the egyptian gods. You savor the muses in all their forms, and you'd rather observe than take action.
You are considered peerlessly just, and so you are often considered the arbiter of the gods.
The sea is calling you too. The heat, the ocean, and mild population of people are sufficient for you. You may not be much of a beach person, but the coastline environment provides the best balanced combination of everything: nature & urbanization, seclusion & socializing, and especially the moderate weather conditions; however, you can bear the heat quite easily.
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I am a LENNY!!! You are smart, and love helping others! To find out which Neopet? YOU are, click here!!! |
Who's Your Inner Florist/Assassin?
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Which X/1999 characters are you?
Quiz made by Chesa
Which Hellsing character are you?
Your True Sign is CAPRIZA, SIGN OF THE RIGID.
Sign Class: Purple
Purple Signs are the workaholics of the sign classes. Ambitious and driven, they have a very specific path in mind to reach the pinnacle of their field, and will work tirelessly toward it. However, if their practical brains convince them that their goal is unrealistic, they may be slow to trust anyone with the secret of their true desires. They are often very funny, their wit veering toward the dryly macabre. Their fatalism can be incredibly humorous or terrible, depending who you ask. Purple Signs are usually the people who will say out loud what everyone else was thinking but was too nervous to mention. They are very stubborn, and once they've made up their mind about something, whether it be a restaurant choice or a political affiliation, it is difficult to change. They have trouble admitting they were mistaken, and also that they are upset. An oft-repeated phrase of the Purple Signs is, "It's fine, don't worry about it." They will let arguments fester rather than face them head on. In love they tend to be strictly monogamous and fiercely devoted, ready to pledge themselves to a person the same way they do their goals-utterly, and without reservation.
Lunar Sway: Derse
Derse Dreamers have personalities marked by a distinct and restless skepticism. Whatever their waking circumstances, chances are they will live in a state of dissatisfaction. Rebellion is in their blood, manifesting whether they are fighting back against a fascist dictatorship, or the most recent trend in casual footwear. Derse Dreamers are cerebral and self-aware; they have a far better grasp on the landscape of their own minds than on the world around them, which they can find alienating and confusing. But as so much of their identity is built on control, they will do their utmost to hide any insecurities, often with false humility or self-deprecating humor. They may be inflexible and pessimistic, but they are also great problem solvers, facing conflicts head-on with shrewd, calculating minds. They see one true path among an infinite snarl of wrong ones. They tend to be introverted, but if you win their trust Derse Dreamers are extremely powerful allies. However, they find sincere vulnerability difficult and will often keep people at arm's length. Letting go and living in the moment is hard for a Derse Dreamer; they constantly look toward the future and analyze the past.
Aspect: Mind
Those bound to the aspect of Mind are-you guessed it-the universe's great thinkers. But don't for a second think that means that they have all the answers. They are very concerned with remaining rational, and they have such a firm hold on the constant conjunction of their thinking that it's easy for them to see the multitudes of the choices laid out before them, which often leaves them frozen and unable to act. That said, when a Mind-bound finally launches into action, they can execute a plan with unbelievable grace and precision. Their identity is fluid-it can change from day-to-day, from thought-to-thought, from interaction-to-interaction. Remaining logical is more important to them than building up a solid foundation of "self." At their best they are great innovators, architects, and creators. At their worst they can be nasty, inflexible, and indecisive.
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Your Lip Gloss Flavor Is: StrawberryWhen it comes to life, you want the best of everything:The best clothes, the best friends, the best guy - and you usually get all three. You impress most people you meet with your genuine class and style Strawberry is a classic, admired flavor that goes with many things. Sound familar? What Flavor Lip Gloss Are You? Take This Quiz :-) |
You are a Butterfly!You like organization and things to be just-so. You never take shortcuts, and no matter how long it takes, you
try your hardest. When others don’t go by the rules, you often get frustrated. Some might call you a perfectionist; but we all know
that you’re just determined to do your best. 🙂Quiz @ TAZL.com |
Chaotic Neutral
A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn’t strive to protect others’ freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. The chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). The common phrase for chaotic neutral is “true chaotic.” Remember that the chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom both from society’s restrictions and from a do-gooder’s zeal. — excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6 D&D Alignment
You are the Sophisticate Barbie! You like to dress up and surround yourself by beautiful people. This makes you feel important. You like things like getting your hair done, nails done, etc. Unless you’re a guy, and then…well, you probably shouldn’t be taking this quiz anyway.
You are a muse.
What legend are you?. Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox
Your magical style is Magus. What type of Magic do you work?. Take the Magical Style Quiz by Paradox
take the death quiz.
and go to mewing.net. laura = great.
You are a knife! You enjoy stabbing things, and that’s about it, really. You also enjoy being in charge, but don’t forget, you can’t do things by yourself all the time. Give the fork a chance. what kitchen utensil are YOU?
A close circle of friends is important to a pony like Posey. She works hard to create an environment in which people can feel relaxed, comfortable and welcome. She's fond of nature, especially in its more summery aspects, filled with warmth and beauty. Often, people find her to be a calming influence. Friends find the stress of the day slipping away over a cup of tea and a quiet chat. Posey is often the calm in the eye of the storm. Except, of course, when it's her storm.
Quote: "I'll go and pick some scarlet poppies and blue cornflowers from among the ripe corn. We'll put them in a vase in the Show Stable. Lemon Drop will like that"
Congratulations, you’re a Pillywiggin, a trouping flower fae.
What kind of female faerie are you?
Take the female faerie quiz by Paradox.
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I am an Air Faerie. The Air Faeries are radiant and joyous little creatures who love Click here to find out |
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The Puma (Felis concolor) is an unmarked, tawny cat which possesses, along with great elegance and agility, many commonly used names. The most widespread of its labels are Cougar, Panther, Mountain Lion, and Catamount. They live over a broad range in all of the Americas. Being the Puma (or whatever you want to call it!), you are a very strong individual and have a great capability of succeeding at whatever you wish to accomplish. You are cunning when in sticky situations and adept at puzzles and riddles. – TAZL.com – Take the Quiz – |
As an AIR person, you value the intellectual, the mental, and the logical. You love the big picture—the concept,
the philosophy, the idea—more than you love the details. More info!
What's your element?
How indie are you? test by ridethefader
You’re really enthusiastic about the music that you like. You attempt to discover your new favorite band every week. You continually try to get your friends into the music you like, which annoys the fuck out of them, but you don’t know it. At least you’re not arrogant about it.
If it’s cute, you’ll wear it. Fake and bake, hair bleach, and bright makeup line your bathroom cabinet. As for clothes – anything that’s short and cute (“kawaii!”). You are the prize object of all sorts of men – but you are really looking for a rich foreign guy. He’ll find you out hanging out in Shibuya shopping at the 109, text messaging and sending photos over your cellphone.
Harry Potter Stuff (links do not lead to any site owned by Rowling, terfs gtfo):
House: Ravenclaw, almost Griffondor tie
NA House: Thunderbird, almost Wampus
Patronus: Black Swan, but I retook this quiz
and my weighted score was 52% unicorn or dapple grey mare/stallion for the majority score with the following choices: Glow, Dream, Blade, Seek, Sun, Sweet, Improve, Smooth, Warm, Bright, Blood, Earth, Lead, Feel, Under, Play, Found,
Speak, Together, Forever, Why, Free, Hope, Watch, Grey, Advise, Spirit, Awake, Create, Deep, Wave, Sharp, Dew, Charm, Serenity, Myth, Bewitch, Eternal.
Wand: Redwood wood with a unicorn hair core, 14 ½ and unyielding flexibility
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Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing. Your saturation level is high - you get into life and have a strong personality. Everyone you meet will either love you or hate you - either way, your goal is to get them to change the world with you. You are very hard working and don't have much patience for people without your initiative. Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation. |
you’re the virgin suicides. you’re sad but pretty, and very, very dreamy.
take the which prettie movie are you? quiz, a product of the 
slinkstercool community.
Are You Crazy??Find out!
Which Flower Are You?Find out!
You are Kinomoto Sakura
You are kind and generous, often underestimating your own abilities. Though you may not often know it, you have a lot of talent. Relying on your friends is both your strong point and your weakness. Take the “What Magic Girl are you?” Quiz
Which Disney Princess are you?
I am fairy wings. ‘What kind of Wing are you?’ by. Xera
You're Shirou Kamui! Congratulations-- the Power of God is in your hands.
Well, maybe not, but you do occasionally feel as if the weight of the world is on your shoulders,
and sometimes you just want to run away to escape it all. You mean well, but you are sometimes
short-tempered and don’t necessarily think things through before you do them. Friendship is very important to you, as is loyalty.
You have a lot of growing to do, but deep down you really are a good person.
Which Dragon of Heaven are you?
Quiz by Kerianne
i'm eyes rutherford
who are yew?
made by emi
You are an extremely talented person and you are also brilliant. You are mature, charming, straight-forward and you worry about your friends when they're in trouble. You give great advice and you're probably one of the best friends someone can ever have.
The Dir en Grey member you have the most in common with is Shinya!
What Type of Villain are You?
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<º> What US city are you? Take the quiz by Girlwithagun. What internet slang are YOU? | by brit What Kind Of Pokémon Are You?
Your DDR Theme Song:
Butterfly Spry, cheeky and flirtatious! You love Asian pop culture and thrive on Pocky and candy colours. You enjoy attention lavished upon your pretty self. You want a partner who knows how to have fun. No wallflowers for you!
what's your cowboy bebop theme song?
Take the quiz at Dare to Dream
Take the Rurouni kenshin quiz by xceres.
You are the cute, quiet type. You don't like telling strangers much about yourself, and you appear very mysterious and very cool with that. You like looking very feminine, even if you may not really be without your makeup, but many people (including me) envy your looks. ^_~ You are also very stubborn and tend to take things too seriously, and usually get picked on by other people, and you like being alone.
click to take the Dir en Grey member test!
Are you a Seme or Uke?
Which Disney Princess are You?
Find out!
Congratulations, you’re Los Angeles, the City of Angels.
Oh God, the horror. Seek help, you’re “lmfao”. You laugh a little too much.
You are NORMAL! You’re what some people call an “all-rounder”. On the surface, there’s nothing all that special about you, but once people get to know your unique personality, they are charmed by your charismatic ways.
horrific quiz I stole from one of the British guards:
CAN YOU FILL THIS OUT WITHOUT LYING?
1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?, a straw
2. Do you sleep naked? No.
3. Worst physical pain you have ever had? I try not to think about these things.
4. Favourite place you have been to? I don't know if I can pick just one place!
5. How late did you stay up last night? 3 AM
6. If you could move somewhere else, where would it be? Like permanently? idk
7. Which of your Facebook friends lives closest to you? won't say their name but the initials are E. J.!
8. When was the last time you cried? Last night during a nightmare I had about a monster eating people :(
9. Who took your profile pic? What profile pic?
10. Two of your favourite films? Night on the Galactic Railroad and The Haunting
11. What is your favourite season? Spring because I love all the baby animals and flowers.
12. If you could have any career, what would it be ? eat food and sleep, get paid.
13. What was the last book you read ? The Erotic Life of Racism
14.If you could talk to ANYONE right now. Anyone? I have a long list of long-dead folks I'd love to interview!
15. Are you a good influence? I'm squeaky clean.
16. Does pineapple belong on a pizza? That's not for me.
17. You have the remote, what show would be on? Something about animals.
18. Three people who you think will do this ? Whoever wants to.
19. Last concert ? Rufus Wainwright.
20. Favourite type of food?, Sweets are a food, technically.
21. What will you do after lockdown? Visit some of my friends across the country.
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